If you blog, do you ever go see what terms people search to find your blog? It’s fascinating. Here are a few gems:
[what does rlb stand for when texting]
I assume my blog came up due to my initials/blog name. Since I’m old and need to use Urban Dictionary for slang, I Goggled this. Apparently RLB can be right linebacker.
[i have to finish everything]
I’m pretty good about leaving some things hanging, so I’m not sure how you stumbled on my blog.

[tumblr quotes of eminem for guys who dont appreciate their gfs]
First, there are a lot of search phrases that involve Eminem that come up with my blog, and I’m really proud of that. I have to assume that this refers to this post.
[one half of my plans]
One half of what plans? What happened to the other half?
[bulldog puppy]
You’re welcome.

[“eat red meat” “sarah paulson”]
I don’t eat red meat and I think Sarah Paulson is awesome and I’m scared as to why you’re searching them together.
[sticky icky in baltimore] I tried to Google this and got nothin’.

[mango wine in baltimore]
Is this a thing?? That’s disgusting. Unless it’s sangria. I still don’t know how it leads you to my blog, but ok.