What people are searching for when they find my blog

Google

 

If you blog, do you ever go see what terms people search to find your blog? It’s fascinating. Here are a few gems:

[what does rlb stand for when texting]

I assume my blog came up due to my initials/blog name. Since I’m old and need to use Urban Dictionary for slang, I Goggled this. Apparently RLB can be right linebacker.

[i have to finish everything]

I’m pretty good about leaving some things hanging, so I’m not sure how you stumbled on my blog.

[tumblr quotes of eminem for guys who dont appreciate their gfs]

First, there are a lot of search phrases that involve Eminem that come up with my blog, and I’m really proud of that. I have to assume that this refers to this post.

[one half of my plans]

One half of what plans? What happened to the other half?

bulldog

[bulldog puppy]

You’re welcome.

I titled this "Red Meat Sarah." Photo credits to James Vaughan and Wikipedia

I titled this “Red Meat Sarah.” Photo credits to James Vaughan and Wikipedia

[“eat red meat” “sarah paulson”]

I don’t eat red meat and I think Sarah Paulson is awesome and I’m scared as to why you’re searching them together.

[sticky icky in baltimore] I tried to Google this and got nothin’.

Passion fruit wine, not mango wine (via Wikipedia)

Passion fruit wine, not mango wine (via Wikipedia)

[mango wine in baltimore]

Is this a thing?? That’s disgusting. Unless it’s sangria. I still don’t know how it leads you to my blog, but ok.

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