Review: Stitch Fix #12 (or the WORST ONE EVER)

I love Stitch Fix. You know it, I know it. It’s an awesome service at a reasonable price.

But WTF happened this time?!?

I’ve done ELEVEN Stitch Fixes and have always kept at least one thing. I don’t even need your opinions this time; I’m sending them all back. It’s like it was my first Fix, but worse. Prepare yourself for the photographic awfulness.

(For the record, I asked for a dress, a blazer, and a few tops. I said patterns are ok, no red/yellow/orange, shared all of my previous reviews, as well as my Pinterest board for style ideas.)

Torin French Terry Stripe Blazer ($72) & Lane Crochet Detail Knit Tank ($38)

It didn’t start off horribly. This top was just kind of blah and had weird crocheting that hit in odd places. I could also find it at Target for like $20, I think. I liked the blazer at first sight, but it was too short on and hit awkwardly at my hips. It was also terry, which I don’t love and certainly wouldn’t pay $72.

Milo or Stratford Knit Top ($48)

I already threw away the info that came with this, so I can’t recall if this is the Milo or Stratford knit top. Whatever. It’s awful. This pattern is not remotely like any of the things that I shared on my Pinterest board and it’s a horrible fit. Also, if you look at my past reviews and Pinterest, almost everything I like and keep is v-neck. High necks are not my friend.

Milo or Stratford Knit Top ($48)

RUCHING?! COME ON. What you can’t see is my cat about to attack these strings.

Livy Shift Dress ($68)

This dress had a very Kate Middleton-esque look to it but was so unflattering. The waist looked bad — sack-like — and the color-blocking on the side was odd.

So that’s it. It’s all going back.